I was taken by surprise by a lovely lookin' woman
She tore me to bits and said I wasn't human
I looked her in the eye and she started to laugh
Don't really know why I took this path
I decided to try and forget her
Come walk with me Come walk with me And you will see
Strange things seem to happen In the eyes of a clown
It's the unexpected That tends to bring you down
Took my dog for a walk she started to bite me
So I gave her a kick I don't think she likes me
It just hasn't been my lucky day
Nothin' good seems to come my way
I decided to try and forget her
Come walk with me Come walk with me And you will see
Strange things seem to happen In the eyes of a clown
It's the unexpected That tends to bring you down
Surprises are for fools As you have to know what to do
Nothin' good seems to come my way To stop me feelin' blue
Strange things seem to happen In the eyes of a clown
It's the unexpected That tends to bring you down
Went to the station to wait on a train
When I got there it started to rain
Tripped over this ladys case
She came to me and slapped my face
I decided to try and forget her
Come walk with me Come walk with me And you will see
Strange things seem to happen In the eyes of a clown
It's the unexpected That tends to bring you down