Wrestling - We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal - Eddie & Chavo Guerrero 歌词

Orale Eddie
Orale Chavito!
Looking good homes
Ahh? You too vato!
Not as good as me baby
Ha, you wish ese! Hey check it out homes
Watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street
Hey baby!
You wanna ride in our lowrider?


We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!

+ (girl)
What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddie!
We came to have fun
And we're ready!
To get down with the mamacitas
Yeah, all the foxy señoritas
Come here girl, just take my hand (no!)
Even if you have a man
He can't do the things we can (*gasp*)
Eddie and Chavo RULE this land!
Si mon ese!
We don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?)
Nada! You know why?
Because we lie - check it out homes
We win every game we play (porque? no)
Hey! Cause we cheat all day! (que perdido)
Everything you have, we want it
Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener)
Bring it on, if you think you're bad
It'll be the worst day you ever had
Orale Chavito



+ (girl)
I'm the C to the H to the A-V-O
I'm the E double D-I-E you know
We eat all you wimps like a sandwich
(Tu siempres ? de comer)
Bilingual! (bilingues?)
You can't even speak Spanish!
(*cursing them out*)
New lowrider everyday
Steal a new one, throw the old one away
Just like the girls (*gasp*) find' em and forget 'em
They wanna sit up front
But don't let 'em!
They may be hot {*sizzling*}
But it's not worth it
Put 'em in the back seat
More room
That's perfect
She has a boyfriend
I don't care (papi!)
One look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo)
We have muchas mamacitas (I want to sit up front)
Eddie and Chavo get all the chicas!

- repeat 2X w/ ad libs


Hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you
Orale mami, let's step out our car baby
I'll show you who your papi is
Orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes
I thought it was just another ugly chick homes
Hey man you coulda confused me too


Hey sissy boy, come here
Yeah man, come here vato
Which one's the mamacita? I couldn't tell
No, neither could I now
Orale vato
Come over here man
We'll show you what a REAL man is like
You wanna ride in our lowrider?
Our lowrider is SO dope
Your ass will drag on the pavement
Ha ha!