I could have been a dancer
But I just didn't have the confidence
I never knew that you could move in strange ways
Even if it doesn't make sense
So this year for Christmas
Won't you please give a dog a bone
I wanna be cool, calm, collected
As Lisa on the sex on the phone
I'm a lover
Not a fighter
You could be anyone
Dark or brighter
But I choose love
Don't go crazy
When everything's gonna be okay
And if you ask me
Well, I love crazy anyway
I could have been a dancer
But I just swear that I just have 2 left feet
My head is grooving to the shape of the world
But my legs completely lost to the beat
So this year for Christmas
I love a drink and sing the buddies the words
I wanna be cool, calm, collected
And give it to me shaken, not stirred
I'm a lover
Not a fighter
You could be anyone
Dark or brighter
But I choose love
Don't go crazy
'Cause everything's gonna be okay
And if you ask me
I told ya! I love crazy anyway
I could have been a dancer, but I just didn't have the confidence