I'm like Odo - I'm jelly
I can say, "He's dead, Jim," just like Deforest Kelly
I'm like Scotty when I party, 'cause I need more time
To get with all of the honeys - at least seven of nine
Yeah brother
Feel my tachyon
I'm on your a** like a pissed off Klingon
Warp core overload
Prime directive gonna make my d*** explode
I'm like Kirk
I flirt with alien bitches not of this f****** earth
I gotta cock named Spock
My emotions in a jar
I go psycho every seven years if I don't get to Pon Farr
Brother
Yeah brother
The Borg Queen (Yeah brother)
And two of three (Yeah brother)
Are swarming through the galaxy infesting me
Salt sucking fiend (Yeah brother)
From M-113 (Yeah brother)
Just sucked every ounce of life right out of me
Yeah I'll ignite (Yeah brother)
My Corbomite (Yeah brother)
And kill you 'cause the left half of your face is white
I got a tractor beam (Yeah brother)
Doomsday machine (Yeah brother)
The world's gonna end if we don't hear a whale scream
I'm like a Klingon with a h*** on
Captain never let me get my mother f****** thing on
So give me Tranya, I'm on ya
And I'm gonna wrath of Kahn ya
You'll head now to Eden when I put my boot on ya
Brother
Yeah brother