Koko dake no hanashi
Tonari no kurasu no sensei to
Onaji kurasu no a-san ga
Maa ikenai koto inmoraru da koto
Uwasa no tamago ga warechatte
Chika okufukaku
Kusari ni tsunaida okashina himitsu ga
Shibuya no ekimae de
Maruhadaka no dansingu
“nakama ni irete ne”
“hanashi ni mazete ne”
Senzo daidai no dengon geemu
Nagare nagasarete kenzen ni
Ya rari pappara pappa ppara!
Minna daeki mamire no gosippu nyuusu
Nicha nicha hoobattenda
Oetsu ga dandan kuse ni nari
Kusare gedou ni hodasaretari
Aru koto nai koto bakka no
Amai amai choko wo nameru aa
Shingi wa douare tenkabutsu darake
Umai esa wo ageru
Kirei goto wa usokusakute
Gese wa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou dayo
Anchoku dane
Naisho no ohanashi
Ima wo tokimeku ano sutaa mo
Rippa na ano daisensei mo
Toboketa furi no watashitachi mo
Ya dandan didan dandan didan!
Nounai wa nietatte
Shiri shiyoku ya shitto ga uzumaitenda
Kaado kiru basho wo sagashitari
Bakudan kakae hohoendari
Gingami no nakami abakeba
Wakariyasuku hito wa mureru aa
Sono ura kossori dareka ga
Kuroi ame wo furasu no deshou
Amata no niizu ni kotaete
Rigai no itchi wo uru dake sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
Tatoeba ano (beep) no (beep) ga
Jitsu wa (beep) tte iu koto
Sore wa mou (beep) de (beep) ga
(beep)!!
Mushikui ato no zangai ni
Anata naraba nani wo umeru?
Yamashisa ni haeta shippo wo
Tokubetsu tsukamasete ageru
Miechau sore wa minai kedo
Mienai are wa mitai no desu
Nazonazo desu sono kotae wa nan deshou
“wakannai!”
Aru koto nai koto bakka no
Amai amai choko wo nameru aa
Shingi wa douare tenkabutsu darake
Umai esa wo ageru
Gingami no nakami abakeba
Wakari yasuku hito wa mureru aa
Sono ura kossori dareka ga
Kuroi ame wo furasu no deshou
Kirei goto wa usokusakute
Gese wa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
Nanka yada ne