I watched my pink poodle, my pink poodle was wet
So I put her in the microwave oven
To give her cheap perm, you know
But my poodle blew up, she went pow!
When I come home from school, I'm in a hurry to eat
So I shove it in the microwave oven
You know it tastes so sweet
I love microwave popcorn
I'm of a microwave generation
Microwave astronauts, in atomic celebration