Mom and Dad don't like the clothes I wear
Don't like my friends, don't like my music or my colored hair
Will Smith was right when he was still the Prince still Fresh
I'd give up both of my dumb parents for a Jazzy Jeff
EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME
My piss, your ears: they're gonna become friends
If you don't give me the chance to give my side of defense
It's like I'm Scott Baio in Charles in Charge
Always getting blamed for stupid things that stupid people do
EVERYBODY'S AGAINST ME
Urine a Your ears
Feces a Your mouth
The next time that I'm singled out
EVERBODY'S AGAINST ME
[Repeated several times]