TV2 Kollektivet - I Can't Get Erection From The Election 歌词

I'm horny, I'm young, I'm singing my song.
I got a stiffy in my pants all day long.
Everythings sexy, everything's hot, people eating ice cream, I like it a lot.
Theres ladies everywhere, bouncing titties I got to stare,
But one thing turns me off, politicians talking about boring stuff.
I'm 18 years today and I'm feeling quite okay.
There is a lot of sexy stuff going on.
(Look there is a women in a thong.)
I finally got the right to vote, I wanna be a part of the democracy, do you see im democrazy.
It's my duty as a citizen, but it just won't turn me on, there is simply no response from my schwong!
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection.
Politics come on show me your tits cause this aint giving us stiffy dicks.
Your walk, your talk, your hair, your dress, your opinions simply don't impress.
I try to masturbate during your debate, mission impossible!
You need to sex it up, you need to talk to me, you need to strip it down to reality.
I can't feel your groove, I can't feel your flow, then hows this maddafacka supposed to grow?
Seriously I'm getting a boner from everything exept from you.
(Huh!)
Flowers: boner, tables: boner, burgers: boner, my mother: eurgh, Thai food: boner, Subways: b-boner,
Second World War: a raging boner! Garbage: boner, Cancer: boner, Ghaddafi: stiffy, or Harrypotter: hard-on, diarrhea: boner, dyslexia: nober, Korea: boner, Politics: Nothing!
I finally got the right to vote, I wanna be a part of the democracy, do you see I'm democrazy.
It's my duty as a citizen, but it just won't turn me on, there is simply no response from my schwong!
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection.
(I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection from the election
I can't get erection from the election)
Politics come on show me your tits cause this aint giving us stiffy dicks.
Politics come on show me your tits cause this aint giving us stiffy dicks.
Politics come on show me your tits cause this aint giving us stiffy dicks.
I said Politics come on show me your tits cause this aint giving us stiffy dicks.
Jens Stoltenberg, show me your dick, Show me your dick, Show me your tits, Show me your dick!
If this election wants my erection, the election needs to elect my erect penis...