He kicks sand in my face
Now I'm a disgrace
On the beach
I might not have his tan
I don't look half the man
But I'm easy to reach
Next time he works out at the gym
Check the difference between me and him
'Cause I'm your ninety pound weakling
With a pound of flesh
When you're hot as a sauna
try me and you're gonna
feel cool and refreshed
I'll make sure when you see me
you will get no rest
I'm a lover not a fighter
Won't you spend a one nighter
with my pound of flesh
When he looks in the mirror
It just brings him nearer to God
And whenever he flexes
he always expects us
to cheer and applaud
Although I look skinny and weak
I make up what I lack in physique
'Cause I'm your ninety pound weakling
With a pound of flesh
When you're hot as a sauna
try me and you're gonna
feel cool and refreshed
I'll make sure when you see me
you will get no rest
I'm a lover not a fighter
I'm hot
I'm burnin'
I'm a ninety pound weakling
With a pound of flesh
I'll make sure when you see me
you will get no rest
I'm a lover not a fighter
Won't you spend a one-nighter
with my pound of flesh