Barnaby is homeless, he's living in a sponge
the candidate didn't make false promises to him
tracy made an album and now she's got millions
but a hate monger knows what to do, with what he's sitting on
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they're all throwing, throwing, throwing a chair
they're all throwing, throwing, throwing a chair
nazis and panthers and lions and bears
they're all throwing a chair at geraldo
a war against yellow journalism might as well start with a face
this seating is sure tasteless, hey geraldo, how's it taste
sensationalism is all around, can't you see?
oprah's losing weight (yeah right) it trick photography
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donahue grew up and he became a woman
in hopes of better ratings, sally j. became a demon
a witch, transvestite, bigamist is coming to destroy you
fill you life with rubbish that will cause paranoia.