Margie said "Roy you ain't listening to me
And I've got a whole lot more to say"
Roy just crossed the floor and picked up his car keys
And she ain't seen or heard from him to this day
And that's why God made Mexico
A place where we can lay low
And the Cuervo goes down nice and slow
And the warm wind blows
That's why God made Mexico
And Betty fixed Joe dinner every night at half past six