Hanging with my pals
No care in the world
We’re making memories but
Then I see this girl
I ask her on a date
She tells me that sounds good
I’m gonna make her night
'Cause I’m a classy dude
She said
Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?
I said, sure!
Let me join you on your quest for social justice!
In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy
With my friends, there’s always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Couple weeks go by
She’s always super pissed
She doesn’t think the same
As a normal feminist
I start to learn a lot
About all these new things
Men deserve to die because
Of the patriarchy
I said
This sounds far-fetched but I guess I’ll do as you say
She said
Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way!
In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy
With my friends, there’s always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Walking down the street
I look right at this girl
She’s pretty freaking hot
Let’s make sure that she knows
You cisgendered, hyper-privileged bigot!
This is the end for you
Rot in hell you kink-shaming classist
Choke on your words
And throw yourself into a burning furnace
Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy
You male-normative, close-minded rapist
Go play in traffic
Watch your micro-aggressions!
I have been triggered, blegh!
In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy
With my friends, there’s always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space