Well Tally ho! Yippy ki-yi-ya! Narf! Zort!
Let's burn the ship and throw the kids overboard
I'm bored (I'm bored) I need something to do
How 'bout we go free all the animals in the zoo
[huh huh that would be cool]
Or we could just sit here and drool
I'm a fool, I dropped out of school at age three
Then I chased my little brother up a tree,
Ya see I'm a twisted guy, fly six miles high
Live in a pig sty, refuse to comply
With the safe, plain, cautious way to do things
I found my puppet master and I cut all his strings
And then I wrapped them tight around his throat
Blew a hole in the castle, threw his ass in the moat
Now I'm free [free!] free to reak havoc
Run around foamin' at the mouth like I'm rabid
Bitin' everybody I'm near in the rear
Do you see where I'm comin' from? Somewhere over here
I'm out to have fun, this is how it's done
[dum-ditty-ditty-dum, big, big fun]
Normal is boring, same is mundane
You can't really have fun until you lose your brain
So rip it out through your nose or cut open your head
And you'll be kinda like me [brain dead]
Keep people confused make everybody guess
Forget V.E.G I'm down wit' P.M.S
I go to bed, go insane, then I go into debt
I do the Thorazine Shuffle