It wasn’t in her diary
It wasn’t in her stars
She didn’t hear it at the mall
It only makes things worse
Charlotte’s in her ice box
Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain
He used to buy her underwear
She loved to wear it too
While he would always talk so nice
And she pretended too
They saw the world together
But always in the dark
Three hours in the limousine
To find a place to park
Charlotte’s in her ice box
Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain
They lived a million miles apart
Between a dozen blocks
So sometimes she would call him up
But he would never talk
Charlotte’s in her ice box
Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain
She never saw him Sundays
He spends time with his kids
And they swore things would never change
But now she knows they did
Charlotte’s in her ice box
Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain
Charlotte’s in her ice box
Needs someone to blame
Another slice of chocolate cake
Helps to ease the pain