Hey Strong Bad! What's up?
Can you play the guitar?
Derrek Highet, Northern California
a> Hey Derrek! Not much, man. Yeah I can play the guitar! I know all about virtuosos, and trembalos, and arpeggios, I can do it all! I can play your basic rhythm guitar, like:
jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAAH! jiggity jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAAAH!
You know, something like that. I can also play some pretty hot lixx, too. You know, when you're way up high on the tiny strings, and you mash your fingers on 'em
meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley MEEEEE!!!
Yeah, yeah and then Strong Mad comes in on his bass and he's like
dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou
And then the Cheat comes in on his keyboard and he's like
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boo boop
And I'm like
And the dragon comes in the NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
!
*Strong Bad falls off of his chair. He hold a lighter up and starts to burn The Paper*
Oh yeah! The greatest hit, baby!
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