We start the party out best of friends,
and you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you want to murder each other
Remind me again, what the hell's your name?
No one puts "Samus" in the title of your game.
Nice skin tight suit, where is your pole?
Might make more dough without a camel toe.
Blonde hair and blue eyes, Don't detract from your true size.
Like Iggy Iz without skills or class.
You'll never be a rapper with a flat-ass ass.
My ass may be flat, but don't get caught up on that!
You need an outfit switch, bitch, you're looking nerdy and fat.
I'm feeling sexually harassed, by the brown streak on your ass!
Blast your ass back to the 80's, when you were relevant last.
No one's gonna admit but it's plain to see.
You only got in one game, 'cause you give the best down-B.
Your fighting's week, and your moves are shit.
Players only choose you to stare at your tits.
This ain't a beauty pageant, ain't playing with dolls.
It's about time to taste these mega man balls.
We start the party out best of friends,
and you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you want to murder each other
Want to, want to, want want want want to murder each other
Murder each other, m-m-murder each other.
B-b-by the end you want to murder each other
M-m-murder each other, murder each other
Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you.
Your game's stupid simple, only little kids like you.
How can I fight someone I just wanna hug?
Now run along, kid and go catch a bug.
Let's get this over quick, I'm dirty, need a bath.
Filled with all your blood, after I murder your ass.
I'll start at the top, I hear the scalps taste nice.
Don't worry, blue eyes, I'll just try a little slice.
Then after your head, down to your fingers.
Gobble them up, don't worry I won't linger.
Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls.
Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls.
I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass.
Can't run away, because I'm way too fast.
I'll light you on fire and drench you in gas.
I'll take a rusty knife, and shove it deep inside your ass.
I'm the king, this is my kingdom, so show respect.
'Cause you look to me like some stupid Tron reject.
Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night,
of you making love to your arm cannon fleshlight.
Look up "sell out" in the dictionary, and see Mario.
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho.
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe.
Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe.
You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong.
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong.
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player.
Go run along with Sega and be another failure.
You're a pedo-stached, preening pussy, plumbing fucking prick.
On the roster, your the reject that no one ever picks.
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry
Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick.
We start the party out best of friends,
and you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you want to murder each other
We start the party out best of friends,
and you think the fun never ends.
We used to be tight like brothers,
By the end you want to murder each other