Freaks, freaks, freaks!
We are the jockeys, jockeys are we
We live underground in a fiberglass tree
Ha!
Ooo!
Haha! 'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream
But all is not well in Jockey Town
Your renegade horse is making us frown
What do you want me to do?
Your horse must lose
My horse must lose?
No win!
No show!
No place!
Just lose the stinkin' race
And what if I refuse to lose?
We'll eat your brain
My horse must lose!