Who can take your trash out
Stomp it down for you
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingie do?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man Can!
The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you
Who can take this diaper?
I don't mind at all!
Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Man!
Yes the Garbage Man can
The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes
Courteous and easygoing
They'll mop up when you're o-
-ver flowin'!
And tell you when your arse is showing!
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
Who can?
The Garbage Man can!
Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!
He cleans the world for you!