Man #1: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, you know what letter comes after "I"?
Man #2, Man #3, Woman: "J"!
Man #1: Right. And whenever I think of the letter "J", I think of all my friends whose names begin with the letter "J" like...
(SUNG)
"J", Joe, wearing jeans
Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans
"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans
Hey, let's sing a song about "J"
(SPOKEN)
Man #2: Hey, you know, I've got a friend whose name begins with "J", too.
Man #1: Is that right?
Man #2: Yeah. Let me tell you about her.
(SUNG)
"J", Jane, jumping down the lane
Joking and a-jiving
Well, that's just like Jane
Man #1, Man #2: "J", Jane, jumping Jane
"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans
Hey, let's sing a song about "J"
(SPOKEN)
Woman: Hey, you know what, fellas?
Man #2: What's that?
Woman: I've got a "J" friend, too.
Man #2: Oh yeah?
Woman: Yeah!
Man #2: Tell us about him.
(SUNG)
Woman: "J", Jim, he's tall and slim
He's got a jar of jam
Let's join with him
Man #1, Man #2, Woman: "J", Jim, let's join with Jim
"J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane
"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans
Hey, let's sing a song about "J"
(SPOKEN)
Man #3: I have one, too. My friend, Joan
Man #1: Tell us about her.
Man #3: O.K. Here it goes.
(SUNG)
"J", Joan, jawing on the phone
Hear it jingle, hear it jangle
Well, it's just for Joan
All: "J", Joan, yes, jingle jangle Joan
"J", Jim, let's join with Jim
"J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane
"J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans
Hey, let's sing a song about "J"
"J"