Fed up
Old lady left me
Can't claim "long story"
Boils down to "I'm shifty
And full of ugly feelings"
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I handled that poorly
guides me offstage
Cashed out
The spirit left me
An unoriginal story
Full of tropes, near parody
Full-on ugly feelings
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I handled that poorly
guides me offstage
Line in
Voice left me
Belabored irony
Clowns chokes on popcorn
Circus closes early
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