At first you were unwanted you were disgusting and snarly
You were terribly unwieldy you were stinky you were gnarly
You acted like a baby and you acted like a brat
I could never figure out just were your head was at
I thought you might be crazy yeah I thought you might be stupid
But I got a little drunk one night and ended up with cupid's
Arrow in my heart and now I find
That I really just don't mind
'Cause you're so fresh and you're so fine
You're the one I