Tiny Japanese girl
You're my
Tiny Japanese girl
Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoe box girl
I need to put my shoes away.
They're gonna' get all scuffed and that
Why you in there girl?
It doesn't even fit you
I mean you're small but you're not a midget girl
But I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short Like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me
I can ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
(Well you are quite small)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo.
Tiny Japanese girl
When I'm stood next to you
You make me feel so tall
Though I'm just 5' 2"
It's like I'm stood on a wall
Or a really big dog
But it's just that you're small
So there's no need for that dog
Tiny Japanese Girl
I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places
When you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love
'Cos it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart
I've seen you wheel it around
But I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short Like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me
I can ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
I'm pretty big in Tokyo