Young girl wants to be a big name
In movies they must all be the same
She won't need to sing or to act
Just loose all of her body fat
And isn't moronic
Don't you think?
It's insane
That they loose so much weight
It's young Nicole with no food on her plate
It's a fat Lindsay barfing up a cake
they think they're all cute, stick figures
It's so hot, must be 98
For december that's not so great
While north pole is turning to slush
On my TV there's President Bush
And isn't it moronic
Don't you think?
Incredibly moronic
And yes I really do think
He's a pain in the whole world ass
He'd sell his mum for a gallon of gas
How can it be that we voted him in?
I just don't see how it figures
A popstar went on TV
Tells the whole world, kids sleep here with me
A mother says to her son
Neverland Ranch would be lots of fun
And isn't she moronic
Don't you think?
Incredibly moronic
And yes I really do think
It's so lame what goes on in her head
Do you think it's smart
To loan him your kid
He won't like them when they're bigger!