Monica:
Pacing in a room, can't believe he's late
Look at me already, I'm in a terrible state
Ian:
Is this the place?
Monica:
Oh, God, you're pissed!
Ian:
All I had was a vodka whiz
A whiskey sour and a Slogen fizz
Monica:
Jesus Christ, you're mental
Ian:
I can't say Jesus Christ in a temple