I got a story to relate
I'm sure you'll sympathize
There's something quite peculiar
About my baby's eyes
Well, she can see through any wall
And through the clothes you wear
It doesn't matter where you go
So boy, you best beware
I wish I was invisible, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ohh
Then I'd be untouchable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Having fun with all the girls, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Gonna have to hide her in a movie show, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
She's kinda supernatural
A human laser beam
A magical phenomenon
That penetrates my dreams
And when I'm sleeping late at night
Dreaming in my bed
She comes to me with infrared eyes
And sees inside my head
I wish I was invisible, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ohh
Then I'd be untouchable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Having fun with all the girls, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Don't let her sit beside you in a movie show, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wish I had a time machine, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ohh
Try another century, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Now I am a prisoner, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
If I try to run, she'll turn me into stone, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh