I have an alias - 'cos I play safe
I stay anonymous - it makes me brave
And I pour my scorn on everyone
I am so harassed by jealousy
It is affecting my sanity
In the world wide web is my performance
In the world wide web I am a star
In the world wide web I find my girlfriends
'Cause I am
A Cyberfreak
I get my music and films for free
Take it as a peccadillo my friend
It will not harm the industry
And I leech my porn
Five hundred Gigabyte 'til dawn
It's a pleasure for my hardware
I'll catch a virus on my software
In the world wide web is my performance
In the world wide web I am a star
In the world wide web I find my girlfriends
'Cause I am
A Cyberfreak
Assigned by fixed IP - I'll find my ecstasy
In the world wide web is my performance
In the world wide web I am a star
In the world wide web I find my girlfriends
'Cause I am
A Cyberfreak
In the world wide web is my performance
In the world wide web I am a star
In the world wide web I find my girlfriends
'Cause I am
A Cyberfreak
Awkward, stupid, little Cyberfreak