Been thinkin' 'bout changing my Facebook status
Wonder how that'll make people look at us
All the assumptions they'd arrive at
Pretty soon nothing we did would remain private
CHORUS
Gotta let everybody know sooner or later
Don't need help to spell it out
Don't need a word generator
Just log me on, privacy gone
Learning me some Facebook psychobabble
Finding me a double triple score in Scrabble
Taking time to wash my online Coupe de Ville
Should I ought to water crops in Farmville?
CHORUS
It's a time suck but lots of fun
Once you start you're never done
Kiss my apps I'm cyberstalked
Which one of my so-called friends do I have to block?