Everybody thinks that you’re so rad
I’m telling you it’s just a fad
One of these days they’ll open their eyes
And that’s when they’re gonna realize
You don’t take the cake you’re big fat fake just another headache
You’re just another hole in one
You’re just another ace
Everybody thinks that you’re so neat
They bow down and kiss your feet
One of these days it won’t be long
Until they all start to catch on
Dispel the dream catch on to your scheme and you’ll hear them scream
You’re just another hole in one
You’re just another ace
We all think that you suck
We all think you’re a fuck
You’re just another hole in one
You’re just another ace