Greedy bastards, rank amateur professionals,
Emotional cripples, gluten fascists,
Alt-weekly types, human dieldrin
Envious cowards, envious associates
Internet personas, smug urban settlers,
Ants in a bathtub, crucible of ,
Old foreign skulls, neon bands on laptops,
Recent memories, beards,
Rich crusties, adults dressed as children
Do-nothing know-it-alls, what democracy looks like
Upper-class slummers, Texas new literature,
Shot counters, credit-card-users,
Pain-free catheters, most bands ever
Terrible bartenders