Normal life,
Rainy night,
Normal ordinary guy, back from work I was ready to sleep tight.
Thats when I spotted, at the bus stop,
Alices rabbit across the street chewing on a cheap lollipop
Hey Mr. White whats your plan for tonight
Are you heading for a quite place or somewhere nice, he said
My dear you have no idea how high I am
Im willing to listen to your words but cant understand them
After which he ditched me for good
Leaving my inner mood to implode!
I run and follow
Mr. White down the hole
To be welcome below
By seven dwarfs on crack
Bearing a crooked smile
Asking: Can you dance baby?
In this strange lair I managed to enter
Followed by Betty Boop, Porky Pig and Homer
As I came down through the red-curtained hall
I couldnt believe what I saw :
Mickey Mouse making out with a half-conscious Minnie Mouse
Hook looking for a crooked-crocofree hook up
And Sponge Bob drinking to get fucked up
Now I see Bugs Bunny buying a bag filled with blue pills
Meanwhile Snow White sniffs lines of what seems to be white snow on the table
So carefully
I watch my step
As I try to reach the closest exit
Jump over Cartman dancing and puking
To end up face to face with the
Queen of Hearts!
And she asks: Can you dance baby?