It's that time of year again
Plenty of Christmas cards to send
And the weather feels like twenty below
Trudging through the snow to work we go.
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Christmas Grouch
Christmas Grouch
Yes, that's right I'm the
Christmas Grouch
Spend a lot of time chillin' in your dorm
Nail a mistletoe to my common room's wall
Maybe burn a fruitcake to stay warm
Or a girl's kiss might warm me up
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Try and not get trampled buying gifts
Get something nice for chums ya love
Through movie bins you might need to sift
But a sock gift we're all sick of
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Short Solo
Ahh! I, I can't stay mad
It's just, it's just, I love Christmas
The family, the friends, and the food
Peace on Earth, good will towards men
And all that other crap
To a certain degree, I have no problem adding to the Christmas Cheer
I guess I'm no longer the
Christmas Grouch
Christmas Grouch
I just really like this holiday
You'll need new source of bitterness
Christmas Grouch
Christmas Grouch