In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
She waited round in Walthamstowe
She skated round in Scarborough
She waited round in Walthamstowe
She skated round in Scarborough
In a village in old east end, sir
She mea fellow who made her real
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir
He met her dad at the wedding meal
In a letter from Old Siam, sir
Came an awful tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get off a pile of dough
She waited round in Walthamstowe
She skated round in Scarborough
She waited round in Walthamstowe
She skated round in Scarborough
When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who'se lost her way
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who'se lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK
She waited round in Walthamstowe
She skated round in Scarborough
She waited round in Walthamstowe
She skated round in Scarborough
In a village in Old Siam, sir
There's a lady who'se lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old UK