You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere
We're the sauce on your steak
The cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
We're the lace on the nightgown
The point after touchdown
Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
They seem to entertain your dad
The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine
Yes, we keep the in Springfield
We remember our first visit
The service was exquisite!
Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
Come on now, you were working here!
Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since the March of 1961!
To shut it down now would be twisted
We just heard this place existed
We're the highlights in your hairdo
The extra arms on Vishnu!
So, don't take the
We won't take the
Yes, let's keep the in Springfield!