(this may not be what you expect)
Tour can be very unpredictable
Especially when you don't have any money
1997 was our first big trip
We didn't get too far before we ruined Tom's car
Can't seem to get a break down on the interstate
3 day van may have been a mistake
Picking up Paul in the U-Haul
Danadar let me out it's hot back here
(chorus)
well this may not be what we expected
But soon all our problems will be corrected
Some how everything seems to turnout find
(and we know who to thank every time)
One highlight was playing the underground stage
But Pauls not even making minimum wage
Now all of our shows are falling through
So we got nothing to do
And three pirates too
Gimme a coke with 6 straws
Who's got 10 bucks to feed us all?
There's not much to eat
Looks like Tom Manns is cheap
I'd like to pay for my friends
But there's nothing to spend
(Nothing to spend)
Tom cant pass the teacher test
And the old van plays cassettes too fast (kenny)
I'm sick of work
Let's try and go full time
Invade the united states with the deal and the saints!
DId you bring your toothbrush?
-Yeah
No you didn't did you?
-No.
Nothing ever goes the way it should