One morning I woke up, scratched my balls and eyes
I looked into a mirror and got a big surprise
I don't know who this person is, but I've seen his face before
A face I don't wanna have to face, I don't think I like me anymore
When I run into old friends, their eyes seem to turn away
I wish I could remember all the shitty things I say
Then one day my best friend said something I'd never heard before
You've done so much for me and I love you, but I don't like you anymore
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore
Here comes media whore, I don't like me anymore
I've read this story twice before, I don't like me anymore
But one thing I (adore?), I don't like me anymore
Was it somehing that I've done, was it something that I said?
Was I having too much fun, did I dropkick someone's head?
I turn on the tv and I don't like what I see
There's and old punk rocker acting like a jerk - and that jerk looks a lot like me
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore
Here comes media whore, I don't like me anymore
I've read this story twice before, I don't like me anymore
But one thing I (adore?), I don't like me anymore
Could ask to be uncertain, hit the lights and drop the curtain
??? and rush the door
Clear me off the floor, I don't like me anymore
A burning vaping sore, I don't like me anymore
People say they love me, and ask for something more
(Someone fill out the rest when you can hear what he says)