im through with standing in line to clubs ill never get in its like the bottom of the ninth and im never gonna win this life hasnt turned out quite the way i want it to be(tell me what u want)i want a brand new house on an episode of cribs and a bathroom i can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me(yeah so whatcha need)i need a credit card thats got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it gonna join the mile high club at 37 thousand feet(been there done that)i want a new tour bus full of old guitars my own star on neely with boulevard somewhere between the cher and james dean is line for me(so how ya gonna do it)im gonna trade this life for fortune and fame ill even cut my hair and change my name cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop house driving 15 cars the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap well all stay skinny cause we just wont eat and well hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie star every good gold diggersgonna wing up there every playboy bunny with her bleach blonde hair hey hey i wanna be a rockstar oo well hey hey i wanna be a rockstar i wanna be great like elvis without the tassels hire 8 body guards that love to beat up hassels sign a couple autographs so i can eat my meals for free (ill have the quesadille ha ha) im gonna dress my a** with the latest fashion get a front door key to the play boy mansion gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me(so how ya gonna do it)im gonna trade this life for fortune and fame ill even cut my hair and change my name cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop house driving 15 cars the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap well all stay skinny cause we just wont eat and well hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie star every good gold diggersgonna wing up there every playboy bunny with her bleach blonde hair and well hang out in the private rooms and the latest dictionary and todays whos who theyll get you anything with that evil smile everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial well hey hey i wanna be a rockstar oo well i wanna be a rockstar