Hawaii pants on you know what I want to do
But I can't do it cos I'm buggered
We've determined a routine in which we make our love
And from what I've heard from you, it's good
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I'd do anything to love you without hurting you
I'd do anything to turn the corporal on
As I stand here with my fucked up hair
My trousers and shirt as Joop clings to the air
I'd do anything to love you without hurting you
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When you massage my back, it's like therapy
The horrors of the day begin to fade
I rub you all I can and you seem to like that too
I'd rub every part of you if you want me to
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I'd do anything to love you without hurting you
I'd do anything to turn the corporal on
As I stand here with my fucked up hair
My trousers and shirt as Joop clings to the air
I'd do anything to love you without hurting you
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One day I'll be fixed and we can have our fun
One day you'll be fixed and we can carry on
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I'd do anything to love you without hurting you
I'd do anything to turn the corporal on
As I stand here with my fucked up hair
My trousers and shirt as Joop clings to the air
I'd do anything to love you without hurting you