To gorge myself with my own faeces
Was my biggest pleasure once
But soon I realised with pain
That this is not much satisfying
I was called coprophagist
From my psychotherapist
Then I heard from encopresis
So I start to inbreed infants
Now I'm much more satisfied
I can eat my favourite dish all the time
I was called coprophagist
From my psychotherapist
To gorge myself with children's faeces
Is my biggest pleasure now
But ones I must admit with shame
That is very much insane