Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Well, hanging around all day long
You don't do nothing, You don't do nothing
Except telling everybody they're wrong
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing, You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend You care
Well, I want to be God, dad said, "Don't get funny
'Cause a God's just a King with a lot less money"
But I'm walking on wine and healing all the dead
And still my pappy's words keep rolling through my head
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Well, hanging around all day long
You don't do nothing, You don't do nothing
Except telling everybody they're wrong
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing, You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend You care, yeah
I got real clean feet and this bad ass crown
But it don't mean crap back in my hometown
They weren't even there when I rose from the dead
'Cause you saw your shadow and you went back to bed
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Well, hanging around all day long
You don't do nothing, You don't do nothing
Except telling everybody they're wrong
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing, You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend You care, hey man
Oh, sing children
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Oh, hanging around all day long
You don't do nothing, You don't do nothing
Except telling everybody they're wrong
Lazy Jesus, lazy Jesus
Go over and fix that chair
You don't do nothing, You gotta do something
Except trying to pretend You care