Up, up up your premium
up up up your premium
up up up your premium
up up up your premium
Scribble away and balance the books
Scribble away and balance the books
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy
To fin, explore, the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy
It can be manly in insurance
We'll up your premium semi-annually
It's all tax-deductible
We're fairly incorruptible
Sailing on the wide accountancy
Sail away!
(song fades out)