Surprise!
I found this new girl, get her dressed
From the country untouched
Just give that virgin act a rest
"You are my first American"
Allez! allez! allez!
Why does it take all day?
Get your asses on stage... I'm raising cash tonight
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
They say Saigon has weeks
I say it's time to pack
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
Each day these little buns of theirs are worth less and less
I need a visa fast, and I'm not looking back
Son of a bitch, they're here!
I can still engineer
It's like the old days, my little gamines
Oh sure!
You know who's out here? a gang of marines!
They're here?
We'll pick 'em clean that's what this contest's about
Yes, sir!
One of these boys might be your ticket out
Why is she in that dress?
Ah! it's my new princess
Ah, yes!
A bride will give the guys a treat
Lower your eyelids and play sweet
Men pay the moon to get fresh meat
Allez! allez! allez!
Get out and do your song!
Don't make the show too long