I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
When my monster, from its slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash
He did the Mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the Mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the Mash, they did the Monster Mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula, and his son
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, The Crypt Kicker Five
They played the Mash, they played the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the Mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the Mash, they played the Monster Mash
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid, and shook his fist, and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the Mash, it's now the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash, and it's a graveyard smash
It's now the Mash, it's caught on in a flash
It's now the Mash, it's now the Monster Mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too
When you get to my door, tell them Body sent you
Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash
The Monster Mash, and do my graveyard smash
Then you can Mash, you'll catch on in a flash
Then you can Mash, then you can Monster Mash