Phil, Phil, Phil you're making me dizzy and tired
Save your strength for crawling another moon child
Phil, come on dont take it so hard, stop your praying
Is it too hard to shave in your damn manly may?
If you want me out of this game
Drill your drills elsewhere, free me of your presence
Fight your will just smile, be kind, be courageous
Deal, deal, deal my cards or get to the door
Oh Phil, you know that I can't take it no more
If you want me out of this game
Ooh ah
You know Phil, you can be really annoying
Can't you see? That time is passing us by
And you still won't let me be
Won't let me be