WMD
Theres a club on the left
And a club on the right
The process of admission
Is forgetting about whats right
Shielded from the problems
They cast upon their droves
Uniting briefly in agreement
To constrain the GAO
The games of the few
Theyre the weapons of mass destruction
The weapons of mass destruction
Feds fling their dollars
Big business wrangles breaks
Policy to deep pockets
They give then they take
Lots of clubbers winning
From info they accrue
Money gushing everywhere
But seldom to me or you
The weapons of mass destruction
(We owe them a great debt)
Weapons of mass destruction
Unions pay their club dues
Plucked freshly from their waged
So many members valued
Based on how long theyve been aged
Building world-class teams
Based on chronologic fit
How many Oscars have there been
When the castings all preset
Its a never-ending party
Of special-interest-fueled mayhem
Theyre takin care of everyone
Except for those not them
Most of them werent bad
They were just drawn that way
Gen XYZ picks up the tab
Its the new American way
Politicians led by special interests on a mission
Takin care of everyone
Except for those deficient
Theyre the weapons of mass destruction
(We owe them a great debt)
The weapons of mass destruction