Michael Mitnick - Darryl is a Boy (And He Lives in my Closet) 歌词
Darryl is a boy and he lives in my closet
he is not imaginary and he's really cute
Darryl is a boy and he lives in my closet
and I lured him there with cookies and some juicy fruit
One time, one time i tried to kiss him
I said one kiss and you can go
But Darryl, I know i miss him
He gave a peck, I said "I know I swore, but you can't go", I slammed the door shut -- hahahahah
Darryl is a boy that i locked in my closet
its because he tried escaping, that i wont allow
Darryl is a boy i locked up in my closet
First he was my next door neighbor, he's my husband now
One time, one time he tried to trick me
He said "i really have to pee"
Oh Darryl, you cannot fool me
I know because i did not feed you water, shush i'll read us harry potter-- mr. and mrs. dursl-
Darryl is a boy and he pooped in my closet
its not imaginary and it smells real bad
Darryl is a boy who made poop in my closet
It fell in my princess slippers and it makes me mad
One time, one time he tried to trick me
He asked me "would you like a kiss"
Oh Darryl, I said come quickly
I opened up the door and shut my eyes and waited there for his surprise
Darryl is a jerk who locked me in my closet
and I'm getting kind of hungry and i want to shout
Darryl is a jerk he locked me in my closet-
and so now I know he loves me and I'll hold him and I'll hug him and I'll kiss him and I'll snug him