Get off your back and service me or be smacked
Bend on over here, I´m putting pain on your rear
Brains in her head she lacks
So service me or be smacked
I do it with every chick
Many shits I have packed
I know I´m just a bum
Beat your ass just like a drum
Listen bitch, do as I say
Service me or be smacked
I can replace you some day
Brains in her head she obviously lacks
While I´m kickin´ back drinkin´ my cum
Service me or be smacked
Service me or be smacked
Kiss my feet, lick my toes
Toejam is going up your nose
Your shits I have packed
Service me or be smacked
Punchin´ and kickin´ your fuckin´ ass
Sluggin´ and beltin´, it´s a gas
Whoppin´ and poppin´, drinkin´ beers
kickin´ and gougin´, causin´ tears
After Fellatio to the shed we will go
Don´t cause a big divorce...
Or you won´t get intercourse
When she gets whipped she has to yell
But her shits, they can smell
Service me or be smacked...