I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty
And witty and bright
And I pity
Any girl
Who isn't me tonight
I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming
How charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly
Can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl
In that mirror there
Who can that
Attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
Have you met
My good friend Maria
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her
The minute you see her
She's the one who is in
An advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the
Maria we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
That the city
Should give me it's key
A committee
Should be organized
To honor me
La, la, la, la
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy
And funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America
Can just resign
La, la, la, la
See the pretty girl
In that mirror there
What mirror where?
Who can that
Attractive girl be?
Which? What?
Where? Whom?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me
Such a pretty me
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy