From across the room I see you're wearing no pants
All the guys in the room prey to God and give thanks
I must admit that I have never liked you before
Probably because you look like such a fat whore
Falling in love with you is like dental surgery
I must deny these urges, must remove what I see
You will flirt with me and then you'll be flirting with him
Such a little pricktease, I don't want to love you
As you say...
"Today I'll love you, today I'll want you"
"Today I'll love you, today I'll want your ass"
I want to fall in love with a nice, quiet, good girl
Someone who wants to love me and to be my whole world
Not a fucking fuckhole like the bitch that you are
Moving from one boy's lap into another guy's car
As you say...
"Today I'll love you, today I'll want you"
"Today I'll love you, today I'll want your ass"