Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
Similar events in cities across America.
Events which bore a striking resemblance
To the ones you have just seen- began occurring...
Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed,
Have just witnessed!
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
California!
Made teh acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
Yes they did!
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood...
Thus the plants worked their terrible will,
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
and the plants proceeded to grow...
and grow...
And begin what they came here to do,
Which was essentially to
Eat Cleveland!
and Des Moines!
and Peoria!
and New York!
And this theatre...
They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you,
Don't feed the plants!
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
But whatever they offer you,
Don't feed the plants!
Lookout! Here comes Audrey Two!
Look out! Here I come for you...
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Here I come for you... Here I come for you... Here i come for you...
Hold your hat and hang onto your soul!
Somethin's comin' to eat the world whole!
If we fight it, we still got a chance.
But whatever they offer you-
Tho' they're sloppin' the trough for you-
Please, whatever they offer you,
Don't feed the plants...