Oh don't fight it; I don't have the patience
Need I remind you that it's hard, so I don't like you but that's just me
Things must look so strange when you stare into the sun
If you thought it was a sense of vanity
I don't know how wrong, how wrong you could have been
I'm going home now, are you coming with me? (Are you leaving with me?)
Or just get a drink, or maybe another three.
I didn't know this Andy the disco queen (I'm drinking brandy)
Before he came and spoke to me (I'm drinking brandy)
Before he came and spoke to me-e-e-e-e.
And he said: I don't know why, know why you don't wanna go to the disco
Take all your best clothes for the disco
Take all your best clo-o-o-o-othes.
We fell out, me and my oldest friends
They still hang out, bring us old things again
Most striking was how it all went wrong (I don't think even the singer knows what he is singing after this)
If you thought it was a sense of vanity, oh I don't know how wrong, how wrong you could have been
I'm going home now, are you coming with me? (Are you leaving with me?)
Or just get a drink, or maybe another fifteen.
I didn't know this Andy the disco queen (I'm drinking brandy)
Before he came and spoke to me (I'm drinking brandy)
Before he came and spoke to me-e-e-e-e.
And he said: I don't know why, know why you don't wanna go to the disco
Take all your best clothes for the disco
Take all your best clo-o-o-o-othes.
I didn't know this Andy the disco queen
Until he came and spoke to me
Until he came and spoke to me-e-e-e-e
And he said: I don't know why, know why you don't wanna go to the disco
Take all your best clothes for the disco
Take all your best clo-o-o-o-othes
And it's me and this guy named Andy at the top of the stairs (drinking brandy)
Well I don't fucking care (drinking brandy)
Well I don't fucking care care care care care care care care care
And he said: I don't know why, know why you don't wanna go to the disco
Take all your best clothes for the disco
Take all your best clo-o-o-o-othes